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Her Ranger by Yagellonica Her Ranger by Yagellonica
This is Bishop the (sarcastic) Ranger from this Skyrim mod: www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/…

Bishop: Whoa there, Princess! Why didn't you tell me you were a natural blonde?
Dragonborn: (Annoyed that he's grabbed hold of her wrist.) Um, maybe because it's none of your business.
Bishop: And here I was thinking I've been trekking through the woods with a rebellious redhead! I feel cheated, almost lied to.
Dragonborn: (Jerking her hand frantically, trying to free herself from his grip, but not succeeding.) I didn't lie to you. I just didn't tell you. There's a difference.
Bishop: But why hide it? Blondes are pretty. And you know what they say about men preferring blondes -
Dragonborn: IIZ-SLEN-NUUUUUUS!!! (That'd be the Ice Form shout > it turns Bishop into a solid icicle...)
...Unfortunately she didn't think this through and her joy of shutting him up is shortlived, as he starts to fall backwards, his hand frozen around her wrist, pulling her down with him! She falls flat on her face on top of him. And she screams out loud at the top of her lungs her utter frustration... scaring away a dozen frightened bunnies, a couple of solitary foxes out to hunt their daily meal, a small pack of of wolves that swiftly head towards the snowy peaks for some peace and quiet, a lost necromancer who decides that today is NOT a good day to take over the world, and an approaching troll that has now learned what his "worst nightmare" is...

Yeah... Gotta love and hate that ranger.


Done on ClipStudioPaint 
The awesome chainmail is by jojo-ojoj 
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:iconkaisakuris:
kaisakuris Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
great story! and very well drawn picture :) 
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Yagellonica Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks! :D (Big Grin) 
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kaisakuris Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you are welcome ! 
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LualaDy Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016   Traditional Artist
From the time I was wearing my hair white blonde
My bf looks at me and : whaaaat???? My girlfriend is NOT a brunette??????
WTF WTF WTF WTF
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Yagellonica Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) 
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Kytheira Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016
:D (Big Grin) Great - he deserved it! And your little story is hilarious!
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:iconyagellonica:
Yagellonica Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D (Big Grin) Hug 
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Nelyasun Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
ha haa ha
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:iconyagellonica:
Yagellonica Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D (Big Grin) 
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Nelyasun Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
:)
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Tress-Manipulator Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, this is hilarious! 😂
I definitely have to try out Bishop!

I really like his expression and the transition in the hair colour of the dragon born :)
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:iconyagellonica:
Yagellonica Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just wish I could have that sort of transition hair in the game too... Love 
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Tress-Manipulator Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So do I! :D
I'd be using black transitioning into purple though, you know why of course... ;)
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Yagellonica Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
;) (Wink) 
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MrsGraves Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Professional General Artist
I like it!
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:iconyagellonica:
Yagellonica Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you! Hug 
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Mutantenfisch Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahhahha! :rofl: Your descriptions are so priceless.
I really love this painting. The chainmail in her clothing looks amazing. As does practically everything here.
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Yagellonica Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You should really try his mod. He is hilarious, and annoying, and frustrating! I'm eagerly waiting for the updated mod! :happybounce: 
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